banannielog

I’ve kind of designed a contest about the Popes. [holds up a large photo showing a close-up of the surface of a pizza] It’s called “Find the Popes in the Pizza” … All two hundred and fifty-four Popes, they’re in here. … And, what we’re gonna do in about one minute, we’re gonna put a close-up of this on your screen and, you at home, all you have to do is get some, like, wax paper, any kind of paper you can see through and paste it to your screen — or tape it, whatever you want — and all you gotta do is get a pencil and draw a circle around every place you see a picture of a Pope. And, while we’re doing this—

Well, I think what I’m gonna do for the prize, whoever wins — you know, finds the most Popes — they’ll get to have a button that I designed myself. I noticed on the tour, the best selling button was this. [holds up button] It says, “I Got a Peek at the Pope” … And I designed a button that I think even more people can relate to. [holds up another button] It says, “I saw the Pope on TV” … This is what you win.